EMTs working in Belmont Pennsylvania are sick of being called a derogatory term, Buggy Driver. Belmont is a community made up of mostly Amish. Like many of their Amish brothers their primary means of transportation is horse and buggy.
Read More »Sharpton and Jackson admit they met a non racist cop
In a startling interview today Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson both revealed they have met non-racist cops. The two were talking on a morning talk radio program. After a string on callers all bashed the NYPD for being racist due ...
Read More »LPR Technology nothing but Smoke and Mirrors
Licences Pate Reader camera systems, or LPR, have become all the rage. But now LPR technology is about to cause a new rage, outrage. Turns out that LPR computers don’t work as advertised. The technology is actually based on sweatshops in SouthEast ...
Read More »Firehouse MasterChef with Gordon Ramsay
The Fox Television network has announced today the development of a new cooking related reality TV show, Firehouse MasterChef. The show will be produced and hosted by Gordon Ramsay. No word if Ramsay will be joined by Joe Bastianich or chef Graham Elliot, ...
Read More »Fire Department picnic ends in riot
What started as a family event ended as a minor riot. The Platteville, WI, volunteer fire department had their anual summer picnic this weekend. That picnic ended with millions of dollars in damage and a city in shock.
Read More »Hillsboro, Oregon, Police named coolest cops on Earth
Police officers in Hillsboro, OR, have some new bragging rights. They recently were named the coolest cops on Earth. To celebrate they are seeking the coolest Police chief to lead the department.
Read More »Injured police officer disciplined when EMT cuts off clothes
A police officer in North Liberty, Iowa is facing discipline for being out of her uniform when on duty time. The incident happend when she was working bike patrol and was hit by a car. EMTs treating her had to ...
Read More »City counsel messes up quota system, institutes “bag limit”
Elected officials in Freehold Township, New Jersey have accidentally mandated their cops be lazy. Looking to increase revenu from speeding tickets the city counsel sought to implement quotas. Instead they pass a law to enforce “bag limits” on police officers.
Read More »Trekkie police chief bans goatees on cops
The Urbana Ohio police department has officers upset over a new revision to the uniform policy. The chief is banning goatees on his officers. The reason. Goatees denote evil.
Read More »SWAT team out of ammo after “awesome” training weekend
The chief of Police in Loveland Colorado admitted today, his department is out of ammo. The stockroom is empty. Officers only have access to the ammo that is currently on their duty belts. When asked how this happend the chief ...
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