General Public Safety News

This just in!  After spending all of 18 minutes in a closed session, and in an unprecedented move, the Michigan House of Representatives (HOR) has voted unanimously to disband the Detroit Fire Department (DFD).  Insiders tell us that this city-wide ...

The persons assumed to be the originator of much of the 9/11 conspiracy theory movement has admitted he made it all up. Phil Malarkey admits to Call the Cops that he made it all up.

It seems every road improvement project today includes installing a traffic circle, or as some call them a roundabout, at any major intersection. Turns out this is due to the “hipster” movement.

With the new season starting up the NFL is once again pushing player safety. They are allowing players to choose their own helmet specially formed and fitted to the individual player.

“I have had enough. I can’t walk down the streets anymore without some teenager telling me how I can spend the rest of my day.” Says Ms. Broflovski, Norfolk Virginia Resident and president of a local PTA.

A scandal is rocking the firearms manufacturing industry, nearly every firearm in existence is defective. The defect, apparently guns are unable to kill with out some kind of human interaction.

Officials within the US Department of Health and Human Services acknowledged today that effective January 1st, 2015 all governance and control of Emergency Medical Services will be relegated to the Health Resources and Services Administration (HRSA), specifically the Advanced Nursing ...

California legislation is in the process of passing a bill to allow individual municipalities and private ambulance companies, to carry and administer medical marijuana.

Police in Durachit, WA, are leading a movement to re-classify the term “first responder” to only mean Law Enforcement. Thier reasoning is that at most calls they [the police] are first on scene, thus fire and EMS must be the ...