Sources close to the conspiracy to turn the US into a police state controlled by an emperor report that plans have been delayed, again. Our informant tells us that once again it is breakdowns in interagency cooperation that are to blame.
Various conspiracy theories point to various sources of this police state. Some call it the New World Order, some think it is a rise of Zionist control, other see Islamic infiltration, and the list goes on and on. Our sources say that most conspiracy theories are off the mark, but have hints of the truth.
The one issue all conspiracy theorists get right is the suspending of the Constitution and the enacting of a police state.
According to our source, “Implementing a police state would be so much easier if it was not for the dam police and their egos. Just as we have things lined up some State Trooper will arrest an off duty City cop for Drunk Driving. Then suddenly all the city cops hate the state cops and the plan goes to shit till we can smooth over the damaged relationship.”
Other issues that have delayed the implementation of the police state
- Lack of budgets to upgrade radios for interoperability
- States refusing to align police academy training methods (cops in one state do things different than other states)
- Some chiefs keep hiring college graduates (free thinkers who don’t follow orders blindly)
- Officers who still want to do “Community Policing”
- Bloggers on the Internet reveling plans to the general public (because if it is on the internet it must be true)
Our source tells us that if their plans get delayed again the secrete society he represents might move to a different country.
“Seriously my bosses have been at this for decades. It seems we take two steps forward and get pushed three steps back. If we can’t get this Police State thing to happen here, we already have plans to try some place else.”