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Real badge bunnies of Chicago coming soon to Spike

Riding the coat tales of the popular Bravo series “Real Housewives of (insert city name here)”, Spike is doing a similar reality show with Badge Bunnies taking spotlight instead of trophy wives.

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Compulsive Outrage Disorder with Blindness (COD-b) at epidemic levels in Public Safety

Earlier this week noted Fire service author Dave Statter posted an article about Compulsive Outrage Disorder with Blindness (COD-b). In the days since that article many public safety administrators have come forward about COD-b outbreaks at their agencies.

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NEW RULES FOR FIRST RESPONDERS IN NYC GETS VOTED ON IN 1 WEEK.

A recently Discovered secret internal memo that was given to us today a source Close to NYC’s Mayor cabinet details how far the mayor is willing to go for his supporters. The new memo applies to all 3 branches of ...

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Police find out local crazy man was not crazy; the CIA actually was after him

Officers affectionately call him “7Bob”, due to his always walking up and down 7th street. 7Bob had never been a nuisance or caused any troubles, so officers never had a reason to identify him. But from time to time officers ...

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CDC insider warns Krokodil and other drug outbreaks just a cover-up for Zombie uprising

Krokodil

Last year people the news was buzzing about a drug called Bath Salts. This year the buzz is about a drug called Krokodil. But according to a confidential source the reality is these drugs are a cover up for zombies.

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Celebrities call for Chippewa Falls Sheriff to remove Indian head from patch

The sheriff of Chippewa county reports that his agency has been flooded with emails from what he calls “d-list” celebrities calling for a change to his deputy’s shoulder patches.

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Federal Judge orders FDNY academy to be easier so more people pass

FDNY Academy

As reported by the New York Post the current FDNY fire academy is at the halfway point in their 18-week training class. At the midway point a full 15% of the class has dropped out. A typical FDNY academy class ...

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Police Chief warns people dressed as cops for Halloween will be cited for impersonating cops.

Sexy Cops

Do a search for popular Halloween costumes and most lists will have “sexy cop” in the top five. Real police officers walking into any bar on Halloween will be approached by costumed cops who will offer to act as backup.

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Nyc Mayor and NYPD commissioner set to release new program to offset Stop and frisk

Just weeks after a federal judge ordered the NYPD to end the stop and frisk program, a new “nicer” approach will be unveiled Monday morning. A high ranking confidential source within the NYPD has confirmed the details and even the ...

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Los Santos police chief advises all citizens to buy guns

Earlier this year Milwaukee County Sheriff David Clarke made headlines when he announced citizens have a “duty to protect themselves”. Los Santos Police chief Ed Pulaski, is now making waves by suggesting all citizens get guns.

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