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Police Chief Lucas Picard from the LaBarre police department is taking leadership advice from North Korea. Just as the North Korean dictator has ordered all males to share his hairstyle, the Chief is ordering his male officer to go bald.

The Genetic Information Nondiscrimination Act of 2008, commonly called GINA, was enacted to protect people from employment discrimination based on privileged genetic data. Now according to a group of attorneys criminal DNA databases, and DNA based convictions are a violation of the GINA laws.

Rick Cline had his first day as a full time paid firefighter over the weekend. After twenty-four hours working at the firehouse Cline expressed disappointment. He did not put out any fires, no lives were saved, but some toilets got cleaned.

Jake Fratelli walked into his interview with Walsh Brothers EMS confident he would get the job. But only half way through the time allotted he was asked to leave. The reason his interview was cut short, the young man kept saying Ambulance Driver.

The city of Credula police department has enacted a very strict new fitness policy. Previously only new hires had to pass a fitness exam. When this policy takes effect on July 1, all officers will need to pass the test, or face termination.

Former Law Enforcement Officer, Firefighter, and veteran United States Marine, Travis Howze walks into room full of people and lights up the scene with his killer humor

After their third Paramedic in as many months has been placed on disability related to lifting injuries, one city is testing a new Ambulance. Injuries from dealing with bariatric patients are reaching epidemic levels across the US. So in response various transport vehicles have been developed to haul the morbidly obese

Second year law student Miles O’Brien was arrested on his way to classes this morning for a DUI. O’Brien is completely dumbfounded at how the police could think he was drunk because he clearly slept, showered and had coffee before getting behind the wheel.

The City of Annexia has disbanded their EMS service. This measure is a way to save on budget shortfalls and also to provide a better public service to the city.

In response to the annual Gathering of the Eagles, a meeting held with many prominent national EMS medical directors, a group of older, far less progressive doctors and paramedics held their own gathering