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Chief Al Jardine from the City of Wilson police department made a startling announcement to his officers yesterday. The department's training budget is for 2015 has been all used up. Officers will be unable to attend any training except for inhouse offered inservice training.

What seemed like a good public relations idea for one EMS provider has turned into a legal nightmare. Dolor EMS created an EMS uniform shirt with pain level faces screen printed to the chest. Within one week the EMS director has been hit with lawsuits.

After a rash of incidents where women tried to claim to be married to cops to get out of arrests one chief is now issuing badges his officer’s wives. The Chief in Coniux says this is a move to avoid future confusion and embarrassment.

The Department of Health and Human Services (DHHS) announced last Monday that they are changing the Health Insurance Portability and Accountability Act, known as HIPPA to an as yet undisclosed name but is willing to confirm the acronym will be HIPPA.

Firefighters on Friday made a visit to Thornton Melon grade school to teach fire safety to 3rd graders. But when they showed some of their gear to the kids school officials quickly stopped the presentation and kicked the fire crew of school property.

Tensions between NYPD officers and the Mayor of NYC are heating up again. According to the NY Post the NYPD brass will not allow vacation or sick days until NYPD cops start writing more tickets. In response cops are intentionally getting the flu so they will vomit at work.

EMT Eric Stercus decided to lose some weight for New Years. After talking to friends and co-workers he decided to add a high fiber body detox cleanse to his weight loss regime. Unfortunately the high fiber detox made bowl movements too easy and multiple pant filling accidents have taken place.

In the wake of recent events the Mayor of New York city is looking at options to disband the NYPD. Sources close to the Mayor tell CallTheCops that between NYPD cops disrespecting the Mayor and the current work slowdown it is obvious the NYPD is beyond help.

President Obama announced a new program to give two years of schooling at Community Colleges to anyone willing to "Work for it". In the wake of this announcement it has been decided that all Paramedics will be required to obtain Associate of Science (AS) Degree.

Various anti police web pages have been touting the Zip Lock bag tactic to avoid being stopped at a DUI check point. One Drunk driver used this method to avoid arrest but then crashed into a car filled with college ...