Tag Archives: RJ Beam

Second year law student Miles O’Brien was arrested on his way to classes this morning for a DUI. O’Brien is completely dumbfounded at how the police could think he was drunk because he clearly slept, showered and had coffee before getting behind the wheel.

The City of Annexia has disbanded their EMS service. This measure is a way to save on budget shortfalls and also to provide a better public service to the city.

In response to the annual Gathering of the Eagles, a meeting held with many prominent national EMS medical directors, a group of older, far less progressive doctors and paramedics held their own gathering

EMS director Richard Glava put out a memo banning non-sanctioned shirts immediately. The memo goes on to state the he has received multiple complaints about messages on shirts.

Judge Franklin of the Jefferson county court has made an unusual ruling in his traffic court. After dealing with a contemptuous blogger who is adamantly anti police, the judge decided to re-educate the man on how government works.

A fire chief has put out an unusual memo to his department. He has formally banned the use of Minitor Pager alert sounds as cell phone ringtones.

Emergency Medical Technicians will likely be getting renamed to a new job title. The reason for the change, EMT has become synonymous with low skill work. So starting January 1, 2015 EMTs will become Pre-hospital Care Professionals, PCP.

The Swanee Creek Times is going out of business. According to the papers editor, the Swanee Creek police are to blame for his paper not selling.

Officer Ted Kramer arrived home this morning to find his bags packed and sitting outside for him. Apparently his wife took offense to Officer Kramer arresting her mom for drunken driving.

Firefighter Lee Adamson found true love about five years ago. Now that a Illinois recognizes gay marriage Adamson and his partner decided to declare their love in marriage. Problem is before he could get married Adamson would have to tell his brothers at the firehouse he was gay