Chief Raymond Nitschke from the the city of Hornungberg police department had choice words for anti police protesters. The issue at hand was Hornungberg getting surplus military equipment.

Chief Billy Goldfeder sends out a regular email newsletter called “The Secret List”. Last Friday his email contained links to some videos of fires in progress, labeling them Fire Porn. Computer geeks for the city monitoring traffic on the city network keyed on in the use of the word porn and have overreacted

Today the Obama administration made an surprise announcement. All the free, or low cost, military equipment police received from the Department of Defense will be returned immediately

Gil Lockhart Director of Herbe Garden EMS district is being investigated for discrimination. Apparently he is refusing to hire or continue the employment of any red haired employees.

In the wake of multiple incidents of police violence President Obama has taken steps to prevent future issues with the use of body cameras

Murilega Police made a startling discovery overnight when booking an arrestee. Their mug shot database has been hacked and all the photos replaced with LOL Cat Meme photos.

With the costs of Emergency Room visits skyrocketing hospital administrators are seeking creative ways to save you money

Concerns over a US based Ebola an outbreak has been heightened after two people with the virus were transported here. Now many unconfirmed reports are indicating that patients at various hospitals in the US are under quarantine

Morus Metro fire (MMFD) has been under heat from citizens questioning the need for firefighters to shop at the grocery store on duty time. In response the city council has ordered the use of military MREs to feed on duty firefighters

In what the ATF called operation “D-Day”, agents made a daring late night raid on EAA grounds to confiscate all the civilian owned WWII military planes.