Pick up any police magazine, go to any police web page, the predominate images will be SWAT teams. This so called “Tactical Porn” is brining an end to police professionalism and heralding in police militarization.
Read More »Chief thinks female crossfitters show too much skin off duty
Chief Jeffery Prudam is making waves in his department with a sweeping new policy that outlines so called “Conduct unbecoming and officer”. Much of this conduct he says skimpy outfits worn to work out.
Read More »Police Chief changes promotion process to a video game inspired level up system
Sick of hearing officer’s complain about being passed over for promotion Chief Chris Blair has created a new system for moving up the ranks. Inspired by video games
Read More »Cryptosporidium outbreak blamed on Heroin filled condom bursting on delivery
Chicago hospitals have been dealing with a sudden onslaught of cryptosporidium cases that have been linked to bad heroin.
Read More »Implementation of police state delayed… again… now scheduled for summer 2015
Sources close to the conspiracy to turn the US into a police state controlled by an emperor report that plans have been delayed, again.
Read More »Texas’s plan for National Guard surge leaked
This week it was announced that Texas Governor Rick Perry was going to call upon the National Guard to stop the influx of illegal immigrants. Texas Sheriffs have questioned the wisdom of this plan.
Read More »Dave Statter to launch actual porn filled fire porn blog
Statter 911 is likely the largest Fire Porn blog on the Internet. Big Dave is now getting set to take on normal porn with a new, yet to be named blog.
Read More »Being drunk on duty saves Firefighter’s life
Controversy over some departments allowing firefighters to be on duty with Blood Alcohol Content (BAC) of up to .08 has been headlines lately. But it seems for one firefighter his intoxication helped to save his life.
Read More »EMT with Hemophobia sues department over wrongful termination
Former EMT Bud Dearborne was terminated after fainting for the third time in his first month on the job. Dearborne claims he has a medical condition called Hemophobia
Read More »Crips gang pledges to aid New Jersey Police
Yesterday it was announced that members of the violent street gang known as Bloods intend on hunting NJ police. In response Bloods main rival Crips have pledged an allegiance to NJ Police forces
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