Harmon Police Chief Eddie Adams says he will not be disciplining one of his officers who it turns out has a past as an adult film actress. Officer Becky Barnett, whose acting name was Gabby Gazongas, was recently outed as ...
Read More »City investigates spiked coffee leading to cops testing positive for drugs
Connorville police officials are investigating why over half the police force in their city tested positive for cocaine. The entire police force was tested after a non-stop deluge of anonymous complaints called and emailed into both the police department and ...
Read More »Police acquiring missiles to keep government drones out of city airspace
Local anti government and conspiracy theory groups were shocked today when the local police department took their side on an issue. That issue was US government drones flying over the city. The shocking surprise, the cops have purchased surface to ...
Read More »DNR wants cops to have on orange hats when shooting deer hit by cars
Every fall the instances of car vs deer crashes goes up. All too often the crash is not instantly fatal to the deer. Thus the officer dispatched to investigate will need to humanly put the animal down. This year the ...
Read More »Black Friday doorbuster deal at gun store most peaceful doorbuster mob ever
Firearms store franchise Ammu-Nation locations across the country held the most peaceful doorbuster deals of the year. Ammu-Nation was offering a free bundle consisting of an Acog scope, Galati soft case, and ten boxes of ammo for the first ten ...
Read More »Duluth police office quits because it is so dam cold
Officer Christopher Gross stunned fellow officers when he showed up for shift change in civilian cloths and quit. The rookie Duluth police officer had started in April. By all accounts he was good cop.
Read More »Police Chief makes officers wear bow ties in honor of Dr Who 50th anniversary
Chief Harkness of the Ianto police department is a major sci-fi geek So much so that in honor of the Dr Who 50th anniversary he is making bow ties part of his department’s official daily uniform. Why bow ties? Well ...
Read More »Virgin police officer ruins undercover “happy ending” massages investigation
Officer Andrew Fisher today completely ruined months of work into a local ring of massage parlors rumored to provide “Happy Endings”. The twenty-two-year-old police rookie was picked for this assignment due to being so new on the PD he was not known in the community. But unknown to department administration he was very also sexually naïve.
Read More »Police chief proposing putting officers on commission compensation plan
Union negations took an amazing turn with the Shermer, IL Police Chief Richard Vernon, made an offer no one could ever see coming. He offered police officers the ability to pick one of two payment plans. One of which would ...
Read More »Jail seeks eviction notice for inmate who refuses to be released
Most people who become incarcerated can’t wait to get out of jail. But Ramon Aguilar is the exception to that rule. Inmate Aguilar has refused to leave the Yates county jail.
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