Police News

In a startling interview today Al Sharpton and Jesse Jackson both revealed they have met non-racist cops. The two were talking on a morning talk radio program. After a string on callers all bashed the NYPD for being racist due ...

Licences Pate Reader camera systems, or LPR, have become all the rage. But now LPR technology is about to cause a new rage, outrage. Turns out that LPR computers don’t work as advertised. The technology is actually based on sweatshops in SouthEast ...

Cincinnati has a new tool in the fight against crime: Ambulances City officials confirm that for the past two months, the police department has been using ambulances to serve search warrants and make clandestine raids on suspected drug houses.

Police officers in Hillsboro, OR, have some new bragging rights. They recently were named the coolest cops on Earth. To celebrate they are seeking the coolest Police chief to lead the department.

A police officer in North Liberty, Iowa is facing discipline for being out of her uniform when on duty time. The incident happend when she was working bike patrol and was hit by a car. EMTs treating her had to ...

Elected officials in Freehold Township, New Jersey have accidentally mandated their cops be lazy. Looking to increase revenu from speeding tickets the city counsel sought to implement quotas. Instead they pass a law to enforce “bag limits” on police officers.

The Urbana Ohio police department has officers upset over a new revision to the uniform policy. The chief is banning goatees on his officers. The reason. Goatees denote evil.

The chief of Police in Loveland Colorado admitted today, his department is out of ammo. The stockroom is empty. Officers only have access to the ammo that is currently on their duty belts. When asked how this happend the chief ...

The Detroit Police seem to have felt that the movie Robocop was a blue print for real life future policing techniques.  Police union members are claiming that the police department has spent over $100 million to develop a real life ...