Police News

Glassburg, CT is dealing with a revolt by officers on the SWAT team against their training coordinator. The issue at hand, his overuse of the Burpee in fitness training.

It looks like George Zimmerman is having an interesting week. Rumor has it his wife is seeking a divorce. But at the same time Zimmerman is fielding job offers to become police chief from multiple cities.

“I have had enough. I can’t walk down the streets anymore without some teenager telling me how I can spend the rest of my day.” Says Ms. Broflovski, Norfolk Virginia Resident and president of a local PTA.

President Obama made a startling announcement today. If he can’t get congressional authorization for military action against Syria, he will use a legal loophole. That loophole, he will not send the military, he will send the cops.

Two officer in Verpus, MN, we recently caught having sexual relations on-duty. According to the Verpus police chief due to wording in the current policy the officers are unlikely to face discipline.

Police officer Tim Goryachiy has been with the North Las Vegas police for almost eight years now. All of the time he has been working night. That is until this past week when he was forced to cover dayshift.

Officer Peter Memnon was hoping to make a few bucks to help pay his student loans. What he ended up doing was making the kind of drug bust most cops go a full career with out ever seeing.

Most women regret allowing a boyfriend, or ex-boyfriend, taking a photo of them nude. But for officer [Redacted for legal reasons] of the City of [Redacted also] Police her regret comes from few photos in uniform.

A Badge bunny in Collinsville, IL was left completely perplexed when she was turned down by Police Officer Russ Davies. Officer Davies is Gay.

The police chief of DeFututa, California has figured out the answers to his budget shortfall. He is pimping out his officers.