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Obama demilitarized cops: demands police return all military surplus

Police MRAP

Today the Obama administration made an surprise announcement. All the free, or low cost, military equipment police received from the Department of Defense will be returned immediately

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EMS director refuses to hire redheads because gingers don’t have a soul!

Gingers don't have souls

Gil Lockhart Director of Herbe Garden EMS district is being investigated for discrimination. Apparently he is refusing to hire or continue the employment of any red haired employees.

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Obama signs executive order forcing all police officers to wear body cameras

Obama

In the wake of multiple incidents of police violence President Obama has taken steps to prevent future issues with the use of body cameras

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Missing EMTs do not have Ebola, but a STD instead.

Ebola

We reported on Aug 6, 2014 that up to 15 EMS workers were missing after a call at a local motel. Today all 15 have been accounted for, and the truth is rather "out there."

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Hacker replaces Police Mugshot database with LOL Cat photos

lol cat

Murilega Police made a startling discovery overnight when booking an arrestee. Their mug shot database has been hacked and all the photos replaced with LOL Cat Meme photos.

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Emergency Rooms to sell ad space to bring down cost of visits

ER

With the costs of Emergency Room visits skyrocketing hospital administrators are seeking creative ways to save you money

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Rumor: 15 EMTs/Paramedics in the US have contracted Ebola

Ebola

Concerns over a US based Ebola an outbreak has been heightened after two people with the virus were transported here. Now many unconfirmed reports are indicating that patients at various hospitals in the US are under quarantine

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City orders firefighters to eat MREs in response to grocery shopping on duty complaints

MRE

Morus Metro fire (MMFD) has been under heat from citizens questioning the need for firefighters to shop at the grocery store on duty time. In response the city council has ordered the use of military MREs to feed on duty firefighters

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ATF raids civilian air show, confiscates historic WWII airplanes

EAA Warbirds

In what the ATF called operation “D-Day”, agents made a daring late night raid on EAA grounds to confiscate all the civilian owned WWII military planes.

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Tactical Porn destroying the Law Enforcement profession

SWAT Team shooting

Pick up any police magazine, go to any police web page, the predominate images will be SWAT teams. This so called “Tactical Porn” is brining an end to police professionalism and heralding in police militarization.

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