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Entire Correction Department quits because they aren’t given the same respect as road deputies on patrol

Jail

Sheriff Tom Moore of Praesent County, Utah, has a major dilemma on his hands. All the full time corrections deputies have walked off the job, leaving the jail short staffed by nothing but part timers.

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Study: 60% of badge bunnies have antibiotic resistant gonorrhea

Badge Bunnies

The Center for Disease (CDC) control has released a startling statistic today. About 60% of the Badge Bunnies in the US are assumed to have antibiotic resistant gonorrhea.

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Dispatch Group warns to expect 911 response delays after GTA5 release this week.

Grand theft auto 5

The National Association of Dispatch Specialist has released a statement that people should expect slow response times from some emergency responders this week. The culprit is the latest installment in the Grand Theft Auto video game series.

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Police department billed over 40K for “free” coffee

Free Coffee

Chief Bill Roberts of the Instigo, ME, Police department got a bad start to his work week this week. Shortly after arriving to his office the owner of Jitter, a local coffee shop, came in to present the chief with ...

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GreenBay passes city ordnance to fine referees who make bad calls

NFL Referees

The City Counsel in GreenBay has passed a new city ordnance to punish NFL referees who make bad calls. GreenBay is home to the NFL team The Packers.

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Let it Burn: Michigan Orders Disbandment of Detroit Fire Department

This just in!  After spending all of 18 minutes in a closed session, and in an unprecedented move, the Michigan House of Representatives (HOR) has voted unanimously to disband the Detroit Fire Department (DFD).  Insiders tell us that this city-wide ...

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Science fiction show Doctor Who causing increased enrollment in Criminal Justice Programs.

Doctor Who

A few years ago the so called “CSI Effect” was driving people into college Forensic Science programs. Today colleges are experiencing what some are calling “Effect Who”, fans of the British Television show “Doctor Who” are flocking to fill criminal ...

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Startling discover made when researching validity of phrase “those who can do those who can’t teach”

Academy Training

The Journal of Criminal Justice Instructions (JCJI) is publishing a study looking into the old saying “those who can do, those who can’t teach”. A research team lead by Dr. Magister from NYU are reporting a startling discovery.

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DOJ Issues New Police Safety Mandate, PT Belts for Patrol Officers

Police use PT Belt

In response to the numbers of officers who are hit by cars, or have close calls, on traffic stops, the DOJ has issued a new mandate. Patrol officers will be adding an Army staple to police uniform, PT Belts.

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9/11 conspiracy theorist admits he does not believe in his own conspiracy theory

The persons assumed to be the originator of much of the 9/11 conspiracy theory movement has admitted he made it all up. Phil Malarkey admits to Call the Cops that he made it all up.

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