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Earlier this week, Springwood County Ambulance District of Springwood, Ohio announced plans to start a frequent flyer rewards program for patients who often place calls in for emergency and transport to nearby treatment facilities

Post Traumatic Stress Disorder, PTSD, is said to affect nearly everyone who has worked in public safety for more than a few years. While many go for years with lingering undiagnosed symptoms, others crack when the symptoms become too much.

Sources inside the White House tell CallTheCops the President is planning a knee jerk reaction to the Ft. Hood shooting. This well placed political intern says Obama wants to take all the firearms away from US Soldiers and tasked federal agents to start planning for this action.

“We’re taking a snow day – if the schools can do it, then so can we,” Chief Redmond Blaze said.

The Baconia Police Department is crediting their city’s fire department with foiling a bank robbery that occurred earlier today, which resulted in closing out case files on five other recent unsolved bank robberies.

Seeing how everyday we publish fake, satirical news, it did not seem right to do so on April Fools day. So instead when we found out about a amazingly epic April Fools Joke played by a chief on his crew we decided to just post the video.

Former police chief James Keller was terminated due to a conflict of interest issues stemming from a disciplinary action. The chief made a mistake worthy of discipline, so he gave himself a suspension. The mayor thinks the chief should have called in an outside investigator to handle the discipline.

Officer Gabe Subry was dismissed from the Abbott police department after it was found he was doing gym business on duty time. The former officer owns Crossfit Lustitia and allegedly was planning workouts on duty.

Patrick Ozhireniye, or Oz, was injured working a structure fire in early January. Oz suffered a broken hip along compound fractures in his left leg and ankle. According to his doctors Oz will require the use of a cane to walk for the rest of his life.

Police Chief Lucas Picard from the LaBarre police department is taking leadership advice from North Korea. Just as the North Korean dictator has ordered all males to share his hairstyle, the Chief is ordering his male officer to go bald.