The Genetic Information Nondiscrimination Act of 2008, commonly called GINA, was enacted to protect people from employment discrimination based on privileged genetic data. Now according to a group of attorneys criminal DNA databases, and DNA based convictions are a violation of the GINA laws.
Read More »Police officers training canceled and put on suspension for eating at Tilted Kilt
Officers Andrew Clark and John Bender were recalled from Basic SWAT training school and are facing a suspension pending the investigation of their supper from Sunday Night. The pair traveled four hours and once checked into their hotelwent to the nearest restaurant, a Tilted Kilt located in the motel parking lot.
Read More »Rookie Firefighter disappointed by first day on the job
Rick Cline had his first day as a full time paid firefighter over the weekend. After twenty-four hours working at the firehouse Cline expressed disappointment. He did not put out any fires, no lives were saved, but some toilets got cleaned.
Read More »Student ruins job chances by saying “Ambulance Driver” in job interview
Jake Fratelli walked into his interview with Walsh Brothers EMS confident he would get the job. But only half way through the time allotted he was asked to leave. The reason his interview was cut short, the young man kept saying Ambulance Driver.
Read More »City enacts new fitness standards, expects all cops to pass test every year, no exceptions
The city of Credula police department has enacted a very strict new fitness policy. Previously only new hires had to pass a fitness exam. When this policy takes effect on July 1, all officers will need to pass the test, or face termination.
Read More »Fred Phelps arrives in hell to find demons protesting his admittance
The once all-powerful leader of the hate filled Westboro Baptist Church has died. Immediately upon clinical death Fred Phelps found himself at the gates of Hell. But word is many Demons are protesting his entrance into eternal damnation
Read More »Ex-Cop, Firefighter, and veteran United States Marine walks into room full of people and KILLS
Former Law Enforcement Officer, Firefighter, and veteran United States Marine, Travis Howze walks into room full of people and lights up the scene with his killer humor
Read More »New Bariatric Transport unit being field-tested.
After their third Paramedic in as many months has been placed on disability related to lifting injuries, one city is testing a new Ambulance. Injuries from dealing with bariatric patients are reaching epidemic levels across the US. So in response various transport vehicles have been developed to haul the morbidly obese
Read More »Law Student upset over DUI arrest because “Clearly I can’t be drunk it is now the next day”
Second year law student Miles O’Brien was arrested on his way to classes this morning for a DUI. O’Brien is completely dumbfounded at how the police could think he was drunk because he clearly slept, showered and had coffee before getting behind the wheel.
Read More »City disbands EMS because people can drive to the hospital faster anyhow
The City of Annexia has disbanded their EMS service. This measure is a way to save on budget shortfalls and also to provide a better public service to the city.
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